Favorite quotes

"Knock knock" "who's there?" "Me, I kill you"

who said that?

Achmed - The dead terrorist

o.O never heard of em

He's totally awesome O__O too bad there only is like 2 vids of him on youtube >__< rawr
"What do you sing?" "ehh... Bin ladin is coming to town. Oh holy crap. Oh holy crap, I think I blew my foot off~ and then my favorite. SILENCE! night."

"God damn it... I mean Allah damn it..."

"You killed church you team killing f**ktard!!"

"I need to take my anti-mother-in-law pills."

"The end is only the beginning"

"It's that frosted Vic Mignogna look alike isn't?! I knew it! G.od I thought you had better taste then that! Full Metal Disgusting is what that is!" Hajime "Ghost Stories"

"Run she's a ghost and a batch of cookies!" Amanojaku "Ghost Stories"

"Are you gonna name the kid Viccy? Or Vic 2? Or Obi? Heh. Obi." Hajime "Ghost Stories"

'Alot of people said rap but I wanted a style of music' - drew carry

"I remember when Christian Slater had a career."

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei

Nope. No matter how things may seem they can't be better and they can't be worse. Because thats the way things blowfish are and you had better get used to it nancy so quit your batch of cookies.

~Church

"AHA!!! I knew it! Only a chick'd give ya headache THIS big!" ~ Griff

"Your toast is burnt and no amount scraping will remove the black parts." -Cabose

Grif: *sigh* "I would just like to let everyone know, that I suck..."
Church: "And?"
Grif: "And that I'm a girl..."
Church: "What else!?"
Grif: "And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys!"

Why don't you just try, WALKING ON YOUR HANDS! Then you can use your feet for high fives and eating sandwiches. You know the important stuff.
~Caboose

"My feet are getting pruny." -Cabose

Caboose: Wait, I know how to do this- Dearly beloved
Past Church: No, shut him up. Seriously, shut him up.
Caboose: We are gathered here, today, to witness, the joining together of Tex, and Church, in eternalness together, smuh- speak now… Or forever, rest in peace! With liberty, and justice, for all. The end.

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Grif: "Nooooobody knows...the trouble I've seen. Noooobody knows.....but Jesus."
Church: Will you shut up!!

Vic: Hello, dude, come in, doctor dude, are you there, hello. Paaaaging doctor dude, to the radio, stat! I need twenty CCs of what the hell's going on there dude

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Sarge: (running up the ramp with Lopez in tow) Well hello, dirtbags. ...and a fine hello to you, madam.

Donut: It's light red.

Sarge: Don't get your panties in a wad there, Barbie. Do you have a package for me?

Caboose: I knew it... we're all gonna die...
[aims gun at the back of Tucker's head]
O'Malley: ...starting with you!

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Simmons: Just a little further, guys.
Sarge: You stole that thing all by yourself?
Donut: Yep, and then I ran over the guy that was chasing us. And a few other innocent pedestrians.
Sarge: I'm so proud of you.
Donut: Yeah, stealing and killing are a huge rush. I wish I'd started at a much younger age. I caught the fever!
Simmons: Okay, the source for the distress signal is right outside this... crap!
Grif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[the camera zooms out to reveal Blood Gulch]
Grif: This sucks.

"its not my cup of tea"

"as one door opens another one opens"